Found: Humpless Igor
Finally, the perfect Igor has been found. Well almost perfect. She's a little lippy and not so humpy. That sounded bad didn't it? Well Thanks to the power of the manor Velda and I have found our Igor. Her name is Alexa and we are quite happy with her dedication to the Manor and skill to keep up with our insane ideas. Thank you for the applications and please keep in mind that before this summer we will be looking for a whole group of Igors to help us make strange creatures and Gaffs for our traveling creepshow. Please send us an email if you are interested in learning the dark arts of the false oddity. All we require is an open mind and an ability to set your own schedule with us.
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