Genital Hammer!

Step right up ladies and gentlemen and witness this five pound hammer that was once chained to a man's genitals and set ablaze! Spinning in circles, Dangle the geek would race to keep the tool elavated long enough through centrifical force so as to not set his underwear on fire! This piece was Dangle's first dick hammer and was just donated to the Trundle Manor collection. Velda and Mr Arm first met the man, the myth, the legend while they were judging a weekly freak contest. Dangle won. Come see this new piece during your next visit!

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